下手な英語でマンションについて質問するスレ

[匿名さん]

最近小中学校不登校だったと思われる方が、色んなスレに、低能丸出しの意味不明な英文を投稿して、大変迷惑になっています。

今どき英語なんて、アプリがリアルタイムに、そこそこまともな英語に翻訳してくれるのに、何を考えているのでしょうか。

英語で投稿してドヤ顔したい人は、こちらにどうぞ。

[1: 評判気になるさん]

>最近小中学校不登校だったと思われる方が、色んなスレに、低能丸出しの（私は英語が読めないので）意味不明な英文を投稿して、大変迷惑になっています。

なるほど。

[2: ははは]

>>1 評判気になるさん

英語が読めるから低能丸出しなんでしょう。

日本語も読めない低能が、即食いついて来てオモロ過ぎる。

自覚があるんですね。

[3: 評判気になるさん]

>>2 はははさん

ははは。なんか必死ですね。

[4: 匿名さん]

姿見と一緒ですね。

知るは一時の恥、知らぬは一生の恥。

誰でも知っていることを一生知らない底辺層がここに紛れ込んでいることを忘れてはいけません。

[5: 匿名さん]

やっぱり勇気と言うか自信ないんだ。

下手この英語どうなった？

[6: An EnglishMan]

>>5 匿名さん

As I imagined, you have not a courage or a self confidence.
How about your good English ? LOL

[7: 代理人]

//www.e-mansion.co.jp/bbs/thread/4088/res/673

673 mr no name adroit in his repose 1日前

>>672 匿名粘着ガム

The human individual is anonymized in certain important respects
in the most complicated bit of machinery in existence. And its
machinery is, of course, biological. It is thus clearly impossible
to write down his handlename in English and to survey the
relations between biological science and the human organism
in this single post ; for to do this properly would require a treatise
on physiology, a treatise on psychology, a treatise on embryology,
and a treatise on medecine. All I can hope to do is, taking a great
deal of knowledge for granted, to show some of the ways in which
the advance of biological biological knowledge may be expected
to react upon our attitude to our control of our individual human
selves in setting pairs of wet shoes in our proper alcoves of our
condominiums to dry them up.

[8: A university English teacher in Tokyo]

>>7 代理人さん

格調高い英文ですが，どなたが書かれたのでしょう。昔の大学入試問題でしょうか？

[9: 坪単価比較中さん]

格調高い切り裂きジャック？

[10: 匿名さん]

ようやく、「すべて選択」「コピー」「貼付け」をマスターできましたか。記念一号投稿として記録に残しておきましょうね。

https://www.e-mansion.co.jp/bbs/thread/4088/res/688/

688 a representative in democracy 3時間前

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>>673 mr no name adroit in his repose さん

バカ連中が改行改行って些末なことで煩いから代理投稿。

ほんと英語の読めない低レベルはくだらねえことにしつこいみたいですねw

>>672 匿名粘着ガム

The human individual is anonymized in certain important respects in the most complicated bit of machinery in existence. And its machinery is, of course, biological. It is thus clearly impossible to write down his handlename in English and to survey the relations between biological science and the human organism in this single post ; for to do this properly would require a treatise on physiology, a treatise on psychology, a treatise on embryology, and a treatise on medecine. All I can hope to do is, taking a great deal of knowledge for granted, to show some of the ways in which the advance of biological knowledge may be expected to react upon our attitude to our control of our individual human selves in setting pairs of wet shoes in our proper alcoves of our condominiums to dry them up.

タイポを指摘してあげるならば、

mrはMr.、medecineは、medicineですね。

内容は読む気が全くしないので、しらんけど。

[11: 匿名さん]

>>10 匿名さん

原文

The human individual is anonymized in certain important respects in the most complicated bit of machinery in existence. And its machinery is, of course, biological. It is thus clearly impossible to write down his handlename in English and to survey the relations between biological science and the human organism in this single post ; for to do this properly would require a treatise on physiology, a treatise on psychology, a treatise on embryology, and a treatise on medecine. All I can hope to do is, taking a great deal of knowledge for granted, to show some of the ways in which the advance of biological knowledge may be expected to react upon our attitude to our control of our individual human selves in setting pairs of wet shoes in our proper alcoves of our condominiums to dry them up.

[12: 匿名さん]

オリジナルの魚拓投稿

[13: 匿名さん]

https://www.e-mansion.co.jp/bbs/thread/4088/res/673/

673 mr no name adroit in his repose 1日前
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>>672 匿名粘着ガム

The human individual is anonymized in certain important respects
in the most complicated bit of machinery in existence. And its
machinery is, of course, biological. It is thus clearly impossible
to write down his handlename in English and to survey the
relations between biological science and the human organism
in this single post ; for to do this properly would require a treatise
on physiology, a treatise on psychology, a treatise on embryology,
and a treatise on medecine. All I can hope to do is, taking a great
deal of knowledge for granted, to show some of the ways in which
the advance of biological biological knowledge may be expected
to react upon our attitude to our control of our individual human
selves in setting pairs of wet shoes in our proper alcoves of our
condominiums to dry them up.

>the advance of biological biological knowledge

誰でもよくやるミスですね。

[14: 匿名さん]

>>13 匿名さん

OK. Now the time is beginning to ripen in which we can attempt to
recover a greater elasticity of our framework by going back to the
beginning, to the nature of things and the nature of a man who
stubbornly insists on not putting a nameplate to the entrance of
his apartment house (which he wants to call a condominium) and
on not being in the current situation of putting off disposing
machines from our apartment houses in the light of new knowledge
on SDGs, and building up our scheme anew. This new humanism, if
we attempt it, must, in the first place, attempt to do justice to the
variety of human nature and refrain from giving preeminence to any
one aspect--a task which demands a difficult combination of altruism
and tolerance. It must attempt to do justice to our incompleteness,
and the constant change in knowledge and outlook which we must
hope for. This demands sacrifice almost intolerable to certain minds
--the sacrifice to certitude. Thus our conclusion is that we must put
nameplates to our apartmenthouse in taking into account the
convenience of postmen and we have to put off disposing machine
systems from our kitchen.

[16: 匿名さん]

>>14 つづき

Humanism, with the aid of the picture given by Science, can achieve
a framework strong enough for support. In the light of evolution,
she can see an unlimited possibility of human betterment. And
she can see that possibility as a continuation of the long process
of biological betterment that went before the appearance of man.
If humanism cannot have the fixed certitude of dogma, it can at
least have a certitude of direction and aim. The altruistic forces
of human nature need not be restricted to isolated acts of doing
good. They can harness themselves for the task of throwing away
our disposing machine from our kitchens, inspiring because of its
very size, of slowly moving mankind along the upward evolutionary
path.

[17: マンション掲示板さん]

Google翻訳にかけたらシステムダウンしたらしい。多分AIもこれが理解できる日はまだまだ遠いだろう。

[18: 口コミ知りたいさん]

>>16 匿名さん

しかし暇やのう。

改行入力してて、なんかおかしいって気付かんかった？

ワープロとかパソコン使ったことがなきゃ、仕方がないか。

[19: マンション検討中さん]

>>16 さん

しかし暇やのう。

改行入力してて、なんかおかしいって気付かんかった？

ワープロとかパソコン使ったことがなきゃ、仕方がないか。

[20: mr no name]

>>17 マンション掲示板さん

<< The Plan is not a grand affair simply for the
presidents of the republic and for the gouvernements :
it is a grand affair for the people of Amagasaki and all the people
of Kanzaki >>, has declared M. Chaban-Delmas in the cours of
an interview televised.
<< This plan, has continued thePremier ministre, for the next cinq years,
up to 2029 included, will be a chart of economical and social
developpement of Amagasaki, that is every concitoyen will be directly concerned with lui. This plan aims at, in effect, our ambitions in all the domaines without excepter any one of it et equally the efforts
which we will have to deployer in order to realize these ambitions. >>

[21: mr no name]

【スレの趣旨】

＞最近小中学校不登校だったと思われる方が、色んなスレに、低能丸出しの意味不明な英文を投稿して、大変愉快になっています。

＞今どき英語なんて、アプリがリアルタイムに、そこそこまともな英語に翻訳してくれるのに、何を考えているのでしょうか。

＞英語で投稿したい人は、こちらにどうぞ。